Two and a Half Men

Episode 1

Pilot

Aired 2003-09-22

Episode 2

Big Flappy Bastards

Aired 2003-09-29

Episode 3

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Aired 2003-10-06

Episode 4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Aired 2003-10-13

Episode 5

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Aired 2003-10-20

Episode 6

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Aired 2003-10-27

Episode 7

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Aired 2003-11-03

Episode 8

Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

Aired 2003-11-10

Episode 9

Phase One, Complete

Aired 2003-11-17

Episode 10

Merry Thanksgiving

Aired 2003-11-24

Episode 11

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Aired 2003-12-15

Episode 12

Camel Filters and Pheromones

Aired 2004-01-05

Episode 13

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Aired 2004-01-12

Episode 14

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Aired 2004-02-02

Episode 15

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Aired 2004-02-09

Episode 16

That Was Saliva, Alan

Aired 2004-02-16

Episode 17

Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

Aired 2004-02-23

Episode 18

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Aired 2004-03-01

Episode 19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Aired 2004-03-22

Episode 20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Aired 2004-04-19

Episode 21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Aired 2004-05-03

Episode 22

My Doctor has a Cow Puppet

Aired 2004-05-10

Episode 23

Just Like Buffalo

Aired 2004-05-17

Episode 24

Can You Feel My Finger?

Aired 2004-05-24